Introducing the Fun and Snarky Garden Stakes, perfect for the black-thumbed individual! Add a touch of humor to your garden with these unique stakes that are sure to bring a smile to your face and a laugh to your guests. With an extensive list of phrases to choose from, including popular options such as "Water Me, Bitch," "Grow Dammit," "Just Fucking Grow," and "My Next Victim," there's a stake for every personality. And if you can't find what you're looking for, we offer custom options! Simply send us a message to have your own personal phrase created or choose custom from the drop down menu at checkout and type your custom phrase in the note to seller area.