Sometimes the best gift is honesty… or maybe just the blender. Our “The Blender” Christmas card gives the classic family portrait a meme-inspired twist — because nothing says holiday spirit like kids who know how to manage expectations. A perfectly sarcastic pick for anyone who’s over sentimental cards (and underwhelmed by their offspring). Inside: "Merry Christmas!" — because at least one thing should be traditional. Printed on premium 130lb silk-finished paper, this card comes with a colored A2 envelope (envelope color may vary) and is packaged in a protective cellophane pouch, complete with a label detailing the inside message and SKU for easy identification. Made in the USA.