Birthday / Card / Jersey Devil / Cupcake / Greeting / Cryptid /Horror / Funny / Hilarious / Geeky / Dark Humor / Goth / Gothic Front: "You can tell a lot about someone from their birthday card" Inside : "You seem a little unhinged, sweetie. ...you doin' ok? I wasn't going to say anything, But this feels like a cry for help." Inflict your strange & unusual sense of humor on unsuspecting friends & family with this DreaDful greeting card! I write them all myself, and use my art for the fronts, so it's safe to say, NO ONE else will have a card like this. Yours will be unique memorable, maybe even a little TOO memorable. It's important to read the INSIDE of all of my cards to get the full picture. All of my DreaDful greeting cards are 5x7 inches, come with a lovely red envelope and the inside leaves plenty of room for writing.