A subtle way to remind yourself that you have free will and can drink an ice cold barley pop at any moment. Unreasonably soft. Ridiculously durable. These unisex mid-calf crew socks feature our proprietary Super Stupid-Soft™ fabric blend for cloud-level comfort, plus Wash-To-Fit™ tech that resets compression after every wash. Worn-Well™ yarns break in and lock together to form a permanently plush footbed. Loaded with premium features at a not-so-premium price, these are the socks customers didn’t know they needed—until they try them. Sizes M–L. • Super Stupid-Soft™ blend for barely-there softness • Wash-To-Fit™ tech ensures perfect shape after every wash • Worn-Well™ yarns create long-term softness and durability • Seamless toe, Y-stitch anti-slip heel, and full footbed cushioning • Naturally moisture-wicking and breathable to stay fresh all day • Unisex fit; M (US Men’s 6–9 / Women’s 7.5–10.5), L (Men’s 9.5–13 / Women’s 11+)