Description Keep your drinks cool and look cool while doing it with our funny, sarcastic koozies! Our koozies come in two sizes, regular or slim, and two colors, black or charcoal.  Shipping We ship anywhere in the continental US (48 Lower States). No International, US Territories, Hawaii, or Alaska.  $5 Flat Rate Shipping on all orders under $50. Free shipping on orders over $50.  1-3 business days processing time.  All orders will ship USPS.