Country roads, meet chaos. This hat features a honky-tonkin’ goose in a cowboy hat, ready to waddle into the nearest dive bar and steal your fries. Whether you're line dancing or just flapping through life, this cap lets the world know you’re here for a good time and a weird time. Classic foam trucker style with mesh back for maximum yeehaw ventilation Available in Gold/Forest, Pink, and Yellow/Brown (because choices are important) One size fits most honkers Perfect for backyard barbecues, barn parties, or scaring tourists at the lake. Saddle up, goose down. 🪕🧢🪿