Forget the Pinterest-perfect move—this funny new home card celebrates the real experience: crying on the floor, eating cold takeout, and wondering why you own seventeen HDMI cables but can’t find a fork. Perfect for housewarmings, first apartments, or any move powered by chaos and regret. * Digitally printed on 100lb matte cardstock * A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside for your own snarky note * Paired with a coordinating envelope * Packed in a sealed cello sleeve with wraparound label prompting you to flip for the extra punchline * Back-of-card punchline: “After all, nothing says ‘home sweet home’ like a tower of unopened boxes and deep, immediate regret.” Send this card to the friend who just moved and deserves laughter more than another scented candle.