Some dads get socks. Some dads get ties. But YOUR dad? He deserves recognition for his true legacy: being the human embodiment of a cooler full of beer. It’s the card equivalent of handing him a frosty one. Perfect For: Father’s Day 👔 (because “World’s Best Dad” mugs are weak) Birthdays 🎂 (pair with actual beer for maximum effect) Random appreciation moments 🙌 (usually after he’s fixed your car for free) The dad who thinks he is the designated cooler at every event Card Specs (aka Dad-Approved Features): Premium cardstock, sturdier than Dad’s backyard DIY “solutions” A6 Size Blank inside — for heartfelt thanks, beer IOUs, or crude doodles Envelope included, so Mom doesn’t yell at you for being unorganized ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Cold Hard Reviews: “Gave this to my dad, he immediately asked where the actual beer was.” – Josh, Perth “My dad laughed, then lectured me about how to properly pack a cooler. Classic.” – Sam, Brisbane