Humorous hand towel that says "Surprised, Eddie?...If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised" - Clark Griswold from the movie Christmas Vacation. Soft hand towels are guaranteed to make you smile! Perfect for gift exchanges, stocking stuffers, best friend gifts, new homeowner gifts or mom, dad, and grandparents gift! Towels get softer with every wash and do not fade or thin after many many washes. Humorous sayings make them perfect to add to a charcuterie board or wine bag for the perfect gift. 18x24 machine washable doesn't fade waffle weaved