The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, sis. This round vinyl sticker is your daily reminder not to chase a man. Featuring a soft blue-and-pink illustrated egg and a bold pink script message outlined in black, this design is cheeky, powerful, and just the right kind of petty. Stick it wherever you need a little self-worth boost—or give it to a friend who needs to raise her standards. Product Details: Shape: Round Size: Approx. 2" diameter Finish: Matte laminate for protection and durability. Material: Premium vinyl sticker paper Colors: Pastel pink, baby blue, black outline Design: Original illustration with hand-lettered text Water-resistant & scratch-resistant Use It On: Laptop, phone case, journal, water bottle Bathroom mirror (a daily reminder ) Gift for your BFF, sister, or your newly single self Vision board, feminist sticker collection, or anywhere that deserves a little attitude Why You’ll Love It: Made to last: Weatherproof & sealed for durability Handmade in Maryland with original art Bold message + soft color palette = unbothered energy Ships fast, wrapped with care Gives “feminine rage, but make it cute” energy