Funny dad father's day or anytime crass calligraphy letterpress greeting card from Letterpress Jess. Size: A2 Greeting Card (4-1/4" x 5-1/2"). Paper: 110# cotton stock. Front: Nobody wants to hear your jokes. Or farts. Dad. Inside: Blank. Envelope: Brown bag kraft envelope (70# stock, 100% post-consumer waste). Packaging: Packaged inside a clear cello sleeve. All of our greeting cards are handprinted (one at a time) on vintage midcentury Chandler & Price letterpress printing presses.