Like My Father Always Said...: Gruff Advice, Sweet Wisdom, and Half-Baked Instructions on How to Fix Stuff and Your Life. From quips to short anecdotes, the book of stereotypical dad utterances is divided up into categories such as “Growing Up Right,” “The Facts of Life,” “Dad’s Soft Spot,” “Got It from Grandpa,” “The Sporting Life,” and “Ask Your Mother.” Sourced from actual fathers. (** This book may contain a sharpie mark on the top or bottom edge and may show mild signs of shelfwear. **.)