Celebrate the retirement of a workmate, coworker, or boss with this sassy and sarcastic card. Made from high-quality card stock with a beautiful texture and coated with a matte finish. It's also blank inside, so you can write your own personal message while having decorative inside pages that add an extra touch of fun to this funny retirement card. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, this card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Show your appreciation for their retirement and say goodbye to work with a funny and rude message that will leave them laughing. - Perfect gift for friends, coworker, or boss - Blank Inside - Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock. - Large 5 x 7 inch greeting card - Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish - UPC barcode on back of card - Packaged and sealed in reusable clear plastic sleeve - Includes 1 kraft brown envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper