Wholesale “Don’t Be a Dick.” Jesus Canvas Tote Bag | Funny Irreverent 

Product Description Irreverent, witty, and surprisingly wholesome, the “Don’t Be a Dick.” — Jesus Tote Bag delivers humor with a message customers instantly connect with. Featuring a minimalist illustrated figure and tongue-in-cheek quote, this canvas tote balances satire and kindness in a way that sparks laughter and conversation. The neutral color palette and clean design make it easy to merchandise, while the cheeky message makes it a standout gift and impulse buy. Perfect for customers who appreciate humor, progressive faith messaging, or just a good reminder to be decent humans. Key Features Durable canvas tote bag White body with contrasting black base & straps Humorous quote with minimalist illustration Comfortable shoulder-length handles Reusable and practical for everyday use Why Buyers Love This It’s funny, unexpected, and oddly universal. Customers are drawn to the humor first—and then appreciate the underlying message. This tote consistently sparks smiles, conversations, and quick grab-and-go purchases. Ideal For These Retailers Gift shops & bookstores Museum shops College-town retailers Lifestyle & humor-forward boutiques Progressive or inclusive faith-adjacent stores Suggested Retail Placement Humor & novelty gift sections Statement accessories displays Front-of-store impulse tables Giftable totes & everyday carry collections