As you stare longingly at these green and red tartan print women's suit pants, you might remember playing with Lincoln Logs as a kid, building nice little homes for your pretend tiny family. Well fast forward to now, where things aren't as Lincoln Log promised. You live in a studio apartment in the bad part of town. You're a few decades or a few divorces away from even considering buying a house. That's why you don't play with toys anymore (outside the bedroom). In fact, you've got somewhat of a vendetta against homes too. Luckily, in these Xmas pattern pants, it's not hard to be a homewrecker. Fit True to size. Features Invisible side zipper Side seam pockets