Sometimes you just need to get straight to the point with a greeting card and this funny, sarcastic card does just that! While it's perfect for a bestie it's also an amazing card for your other half or heck, even your mom or dad! Let that special person in your life know that without them your life would just be shit! Make them smile! Brighten their day! Make them happy that they checked their mail and found a "party in an envelope" instead of bills or junk mail! Let's make snail mail great again! All my cards are designed by me and printed, cut, folded, packaged, and shipped by my two hands! Thanks for supporting this mama-owned shop!