Looking for a birthday card that's as funny and irreverent as Jeremy Clarkson himself? Look no further than our hilarious card featuring everyone's favorite farmer – and his signature wit! With a message that's sure to make your recipient laugh out loud (or at least give a bemused snort), this card is perfect for anyone who's tired of the same old boring birthday greetings. And with a picture of Jeremy Clarkson himself, your friend or loved one will feel like they're getting a personalized birthday shout-out from one of the biggest stars of Clarkson's farm. So don't waste your money on a gift – give them the gift of laughter with our "Diddly Squat" birthday card!