Happiness can’t be bought—but Pinot Noir can! The “You can’t buy happiness, but you can definitely buy Pinot Noir” apron is witty, stylish, and a must-have for wine lovers. Crafted from durable black poly cotton twill with shimmering gold print, this cheeky wine apron is both chic and practical. Stain-resistant and built to last. With one size fits all, adjustable neck strap, and two roomy pockets, it’s as functional as it is fun. Designed with love in Australia by Vinotopia. Care Instructions: Wash warm, do not bleach, do not tumble dry, iron medium. Best paired with Pinot, of course.