For those days when the human race just… disappoints you. Again. This Far Kew Emporium notebook is your official emotional support stationery — designed for jotting down every WTF moment, eye-roll, and inner monologue you’re too polite (or too employed) to say out loud. Perfect for: Writing down stupid things people say so you can roast them later. Keeping track of how many times you’ve muttered “are you fucking kidding me?” in one day. Rage journaling between wine refills. With plenty of pages for sarcasm, rants, and petty thoughts, this bad boy is basically therapy — but cheaper and with more swearing. Features include: 80+ pages ready for your half-sloshed wisdom and sweary affirmations. A cover that screams “I’m classy, but also probably tipsy.” Ideal companion for wine-fuelled planning sessions or hungover journaling.