Shady Business: Keepin’ Your Sunnies Locked, Loaded, and Ready to Throw Shade Meet Slim Shady, the ultimate vibe for your sunnies. Semi-rigid and always ready to stand tall, it’s more than a case—it’s armor for your eyewear. Inside, your shades stay cozy with a lens-safe microfiber lining, keeping them scratch-free and ready for action. Clip it to your gear with the carabiner, and that sneaky stash pocket? Perfect for lip balm, cash, or whatever you’re secretly hoarding. Big enough for almost all glasses but chill enough for other essentials, Slim Shady keeps it slick while you throw shade like a pro. 🕶️⚡