Life is tough. Bills, laundry, endless emails, existential dread… and that’s just Monday. Enter the ultimate survival tool disguised as a greeting card: Perfect For: * Birthdays 🎂 (leveling up in age = leveling up in wine budget) * Congratulations 🎉 (because nothing says “you made it” like a bottle of shiraz) * Sympathy 😭 (tax season, breakups, or when Netflix cancels your favorite show) * Just Because (aka Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday…) Card Specs (aka Boozy Bragging Rights): Premium cardstock that can absorb some wine stains. A6 Size. Blank inside — doodle grapes, write life advice, or confess your love for Tempranillo. Envelope included, so you can deliver it hand-to-glass. Studies* show recipients immediately pour a glass after reading. (*Studies conducted by us, at 10pm, in pajamas.) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Verified Tipsy Reviews: “Gave this to my friend, she laughed so hard she spilled her Sauvignon Blanc. Worth it.” – Emma, Brisbane