the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered. smooth Jazz noun | smooth jazz | \smüth 'jaz\ 1. an aural sensory experience akin to thesensation you get when you wet your pants andyou know it ain't right but somehow it feels good 2. a musical genre characterized by aneasy-listening, soft focus format associated with songs from the 1970's, such as "breezin" and "feels so good” - 1-color letterpress on 3.5 x 5 inch grey cotton paper card - packaged with a grey envelope and in clear sleeve - available as single cards