Prepare yourself for the best avian swear-a-thon imaginable! Each weekly page of this hilarious swear-a-day bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletive-laden saying—perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike. Combined weekend pages provide a special (all new!) opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions, ad lib style. Laugh (and swear!) all year long with this delightfully cheeky desktop calendar. Features: - Year: 12 months (January to December 2026) - Format: Day-to-day - Dimensions: 15 x 12.7cm - Pages: 640 - No single-use plastic - Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display - Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink - Full-color tear-off pages - Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists - Back of weekend pages contain fill-in-the-blank Create Your Own Effin' Birds - Day/Date reference on each page - Features vintage bird artwork