Celebrate the retirement of a friend or colleague with this sassy and sarcastic card. Made from sturdy card stock with a matte finish, it offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel. The card is blank inside, allowing you to write your own congratulatory message. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, this card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Show your appreciation for their retirement and say goodbye to the office with a funny and rude message that will leave them laughing. - Perfect gift for friends, family members, or significant other - Blank Inside - Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock. - Large 5 x 7 inch greeting card - Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish - UPC barcode on back of card - Packaged and sealed in reusable clear plastic sleeve - Includes 1 kraft brown envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper