Adulting Hits Different When You Are the Mom Now Welcome to the age of painful self-awareness and emotional chicken flashbacks. This funny birthday card is perfect for anyone who finally understands why their mom was so mad about that frozen block of poultry. Equal parts nostalgic and unhinged, it’s the perfect blend of humor and generational trauma—wrapped in a card. Blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt message, sarcastic remark, or detailed apology to your own mother. The Details: • 4.25" x 5.5'' • Envelope included