NobleWorks Funny Thanksgiving Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Shot First Turkey 1812 INSIDE GREETING: "Celebrate The Season With A Bang!" COVER - Shot my first turkey today. Scared the living hell of folks in the frozen meat section. CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. USE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Thanksgiving wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).