This premium ceramic coaster is for anyone who greets the sunrise with a death stare instead of a smile. Featuring a man who looks like he’s been personally victimised by daylight, this masterpiece comes with raised UV detail so you can feel the rage radiating off his face. Perfect for your coffee mug, your hangover juice, or the desk you hide behind while pretending to be a functioning adult. It’s glossy, grumpy, and sends a clear message before your first caffeine hit does the talking. Far Kew Emporium Tip: Give one to every overly chatty morning person in your life — or just hold it up silently until they piss off. ☕😤