Let’s be honest: So many New Year’s cards are either glitter explosions or vague promises about “fresh starts.” This one is neither. It’s joyfully unhinged, unapologetically nostalgic, and scientifically proven to make people say, “Oh my god, yes.” This design nails that post-holiday energy where everyone’s exhausted but still clinging to a shred of sparkle, just not literally. #NoGlitter It’s perfect for shoppers who’d rather toast the year’s end with a boozy dance party than a vision board. Think of it as Paisley Park studios energy in greeting card form: funky, cathartic, and slightly defiant. If your customers love bold colors, pop-culture references, and cards that sound like real people wrote them (because they did), this one belongs on your rack. It’s the kind of design that draws people in with a laugh and leaves them saying, “I know *exactly* who needs this.” Product Details: * Size: 5” x 7” — big enough for dramatic flair, small enough to hide in a record sleeve * Includes a kraft paper envelope * Blank inside * Printed in the U.S. by humans who also refuse to do Dry January * A portion of this sale benefits women’s cancer research at Northwestern, the purplest hospital around © Pretty Good Cards, LLC