Face Ache 5 x 9 Birthday Card. The inside message reads "1. All your jacket pockets have treats and poo bags in them. 2. You feel guilty if you go out for a walk without your dog. 3. The dog that was never going to be allowed up on the furniture now hogs your bed at night. 4. You have a lint roller in every room. 5. You feel like you've been unfaithful if you come home smelling of another dog. 6. You have to spell out words like W-A-L-K and F-O-O-D. 7. You think your dog has a favourite radio station that you have to leave on for them when you go out. 8. You've learned to love dog slobber. 9. You have a least five names for your dog...Tillymint, Mintymoo, Tillywilly, till and tilbo baggins. 10. You love their farts like you do your own." Emotional Rescue are one of the most successful humorous greeting card publishers in the UK, supplying the largest humour card offer across birthday, captions and seasonal designs to independent stores, high street multiples, grocers and also on-line retailers. With only 15 employees, we are a lean, mean, product-focused, humour machine that is constantly learning and adapting to what the good, old British public likes to have a good giggle at.