INSIDE GREETING: "I can't stop loving you! Happy Valentine's Day" COVER - Could you stop? I hate it when my food touches. CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). … With more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!?<br />NobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh!<br />We print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper with 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada).<br />We offer a huge 8.5 x 11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration. We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of. <br />NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time!<br />Is leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself! It's a little known fact, but yes, dragons can be fussy eaters. Just ask the big green winged serpent threatening the medieval knight and damsel on the cover of the hilarious Happy Valentine's Day card available here. Whether your fair maiden or prince in shining armor is into fire breathing mythical flying beasts or not, they'll appreciate and be amused by you expressing your undying love for them using this colorful, comic, humorous and fawning dragon food February 14th Valentine's Day joke greeting. SKU: C10500VDG UPC: 745469295818 Included: romantic medieval fantasy knight princess affection couple husband and wife comic reptile