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We are Crude Cat Cards and we create and sell unexpected adult humour prank cards. We've got cards from pop up dicks in your face to foul smelling fart cards. How did we get started? Well... Nikki makes fancy handmade, detailed cards as a hobby and we joked that people probably rather buy dick-themed greeting cards instead of fancy handmade cards. One thing led to another and we ended up designing a few adult themed greeting cards and put them up on Etsy. We got our first sale a month later and found a few online stores that were interested in working with us. Since then, we have expanded our card collection from dick jokes to literally pop up dick cards, middle finger cards, glitter bomb cards, and foul smelling fart cards.

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    Crude Cat Cards wholesale products

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    About Crude Cat Cards

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    5.0

    We are Crude Cat Cards and we create and sell unexpected adult humour prank cards. We've got cards from pop up dicks in your face to foul smelling fart cards. How did we get started? Well... Nikki makes fancy handmade, detailed cards as a hobby and we joked that people probably rather buy dick-themed greeting cards instead of fancy handmade cards. One thing led to another and we ended up designing a few adult themed greeting cards and put them up on Etsy. We got our first sale a month later and found a few online stores that were interested in working with us. Since then, we have expanded our card collection from dick jokes to literally pop up dick cards, middle finger cards, glitter bomb cards, and foul smelling fart cards.

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    Adult Funny Birthday Card - 3D Pop Up D*ck Inside

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    "I Saw This Card and Thought of You" - Cheeky Pop-Up

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