About State Things

We don’t do sweet. We do savage. State Things makes miniature greeting cards with maximum attitude. Each 2" x 3" card delivers a punchline, insult, compliment, or awkward truth—perfectly timed and impossible to ignore. They're small enough to carry anywhere, but bold enough to leave a lasting impression. We’re not here to make people cry (unless it’s from laughing too hard). We’re here for the eye rolls, the second glances, and the “I can’t believe you just handed me that” moments. Each card is professionally printed on ultra-premium 700 GSM stock and finished with high-end techniques like foil embossing, spot UV, and blind emboss. They’re built to impress—and to provoke. Each box includes 20 identical cards, making them perfect for retail displays, conversation starters, and unforgettable impulse buys. Whether it’s for office roasts, breakup kits, bachelorette bags, or “just because” gifts, these cards fit into any setting where humor meets bold personality. Gift shops and boutiques love them because they’re fast sellers, low footprint, and unlike anything else on the shelf. Customers love them because they say what everyone’s thinking—without saying a word. Helping you start or end the conversation.Read their story