Grumpy Greetings Co. wholesale

About Grumpy Greetings Co.

Grumpy Greetings Co. makes the cards and bumper stickers for people who are tired of pretending. No fake smiles, no inspirational nonsense, no 'just sending good vibes 🌸' — just sharp, funny, sometimes filthy honesty for the actual humans in your customers' lives. The line covers birthdays, sympathy, congrats, anniversaries, and the in-between moments most card brands won't touch: divorce, grief that's been dragging on, the friend who needs to hear 'this is a nightmare and I love you' instead of 'sending light.' Each card is designed and written by me — Lianna — a one-woman shop with a strong point of view and a deeply unserious sense of humor. The customer is the millennial or Gen X woman who buys the witchy candle, the dark-academia book, and the 'how dare you' birthday card on the same trip. She's loyal, she's a repeat buyer, and she will absolutely come back for the bumper sticker. If your shop already does well with sass-leaning gifts, candles, or anything with a little bite— Grumpy Greetings is built to sit next to them and outsell the nice card every time.Read their story