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    Near Modern Disaster wholesale products

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    * Valentine orders ship in 1-2 days! * ATL & Faire Market promotions : 5% off $250+, 10% off $500+, 15% off $1000+, 20% off and free shipping on $1500+! * Sam Kramer has been illustrating under the name Near Modern Disaster since 1999 - though greeting cards didn’t enter the picture for another ten years. By 2014, Near Modern Disaster was a full-fledged greeting card and gift line. What started as a side hustle can now be found in about 750 stores across the USA and a slew of stores across Canada and Europe thanks to our international distributors and licensors.

    437 - Birthday Week Asshole - A2 card for wholesale by Near Modern Disaster
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    437 - Birthday Week Asshole - A2 card

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