About Alpherious Geeza

On a mission to eliminate Grimm Reefers forever and gift the world with tools to roll as every being should, like Coneman the Barbarian. You’re welcome. You may now go forth and roll the finest Joints, Spliffs, Cones, Doobies, Tulips, Firecrackers, Couch Keepers, Fridge Raiders in the known and unknown universe. Alpherious Geeza has been created by Guy and Liz and named after our pedigree australian sheperd puppy, (of whom we have come to the solid conclusion is a dud based on his many varying abilities to be a cunt and sweet as hell.) Alpherious full name is Alpherious Dale Two Dogs Priscilla Queen of the Desert Fruit Bat Poo Bags, but thats a lot of words for a website and since Guy is British we went with Geeza instead of all those other words. In England the word Geeza is like a super bad ass that everyone looks up to because he’s a solid dude. Like Moses. He’s a Geeza. Moses looked at Jesus walking on water and getting his feet wet and did turneth to the Jesus and saideth Bitch, hold my beer. Then he parted the water so no one got their feet wet and the poeples pullethed their dinner of bangin ass salmon from the walls of waters as they crossed through. We’re Guy and Liz and Alphi. We (mostly Guy) find gorgeous pieces of fallen trees deep in the woods of the Sierra Nevada foothills on old abandoned gold mines with the wildest twisty and best characteristic trees known to human kind. Each piece is greatly adored and hand hewn by Guy into the finest dope blockRead their story