About Falcone Farm

Born from a love of goats, snark, and really good soap, Falcone Farm makes goat milk soap for people with dry skin and a dry sense of humor. Here’s the thing: most “goat milk” soaps only use about 15–30% goat milk. Does that actually count? We don’t think so. When life gives you goat milk, you use 100% of it—no water, no shortcuts, no nonsense. Our soaps are made with milk from our own goats on our mini farm in the PNW, ethically sourced ingredients, and an unapologetic sense of humor. We’re proudly left-leaning, politically snarky, and openly supportive of mental health—because sometimes self-care looks like moisturizing your skin, and sometimes it looks like laughing so you don’t cry. (And if the current political state of the U.S. has you spiraling, take a peek at our Dumpster Fire collection—it should at least earn you a chuckle.) Either way, we’ve got soap for that—and we’re happy to share it with you.Read their story