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Damn Fine Greetings

Damn Fine Greetings wholesale

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Delivers by Jul 14-23

About Damn Fine Greetings

Damn Fine Greetings is the home of greeting cards and gifts designed to make people laugh. Our hand drawn lettered, unique, luxe greetings cards are often sweary, but never nasty. We design beautiful, ever so slightly saucy greetings cards and gifts, including our world famous sweary advent calendar. All of our products are proudly produced in the UK. We’re paper nerds and we love our home planet. Our cards are printed on 300gsm Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified Tintoretto Gesso board - sustainably sourced, recyclable, acid free and chlorine free. They look and feel gorgeous. Damn Fine Greetings was founded in 2025 by Michelle Goodall and Emma Russell who share a deep, mutual love for creative swearing and beautiful, hand drawn design. Their other shared love is singing, harmonising and performing in an East London choir and cabaret troupe. We enjoy our creative sessions and company meetings because we get to say lots of rude words to each other. We'd love to partner with you to spread more cheer, creative swears and beautiful human, hand-drawn design around the world.

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Amazing brand and communication

Amazing brand and communication

Jul 7, 2026 • Melissa • Market Harborough, United Kingdom

Purchased products:

Purchased product: Arse greetings card
Purchased product: Chaos and cake greetings card
Purchased product: Cockwomble greetings card
Purchased product: Come On Sparkle Tits Let's Make Chaos greetings card
Purchased product: Couldn't Do Without You Fuckface greetings card
Purchased product: I fucking love you greetings card
Purchased product: I Love You Almost As Much As The Cat greetings card
Purchased product: I Love You Almost As Much As The Dog greetings card
Purchased product: I Love You More Than Chocolate greetings card
Purchased product: I Love You More Than Crisps greetings card
Purchased product: Let's drink to your continued existence greetings card
Purchased product: Let’s make bad decisions together greetings card
Purchased product: Love You Nobhead greetings card
Purchased product: Whoop de frickin' doo greetings card
Purchased product: You beautiful weirdo greetings card
Purchased product: You glorious bellend greetings card
Purchased product: You’re the least unlikeable person I know greetings card

Absolutely hilarious cards! Great quality too! I laughed when choosing them, laughed again when they arrived, and still laugh when I look at them now. They've been a hit in the store, so here's to more orders soon!

Absolutely hilarious cards! Great quality too! I laughed when choosing them, laughed again when they arrived, and still laugh when I look at them now. They've been a hit in the store, so here's to more orders soon!

May 14, 2026 • Daniel • Rochester, United Kingdom

Purchased products:

Purchased product: Cockwomble greetings card
Purchased product: Come On Sparkle Tits Let's Make Chaos greetings card
Purchased product: Couldn't Do Without You Fuckface greetings card
Purchased product: Muff (varsity red) greetings card
Purchased product: Queen of Cunts greetings card
Purchased product: You glorious bellend greetings card
Purchased product: You're My Favourite Goblin greetings card

Wow! 3 laughs per card? That's brilliant!!! Thanks so much for your review. We love your shop and are so happy to be part of your careful and clever curation. The people of Rochester are very lucky to have you on their high street. Damn Fine Greetings • May 14, 2026

Wow! 3 laughs per card? That's brilliant!!! Thanks so much for your review. We love your shop and are so happy to be part of your careful and clever curation. The people of Rochester are very lucky to have you on their high street. Damn Fine Greetings • May 14, 2026

Really great cards that sit alongside the rest of the cards I stock! Very nice quality and very quick delivery! 5 stars 🤩

Really great cards that sit alongside the rest of the cards I stock! Very nice quality and very quick delivery! 5 stars 🤩

Feb 25, 2026 • Denise • Stroud, United Kingdom

Purchased products:

Purchased product: Come On Sparkle Tits Let's Make Chaos greetings card
Purchased product: Let's drink to your continued existence greetings card
Purchased product: Queen of Cunts greetings card
Purchased product: You Are My Island In A Sea Of Cunts greetings card
Purchased product: You beautiful weirdo greetings card
Purchased product: You glorious bellend greetings card
Purchased product: You’re the least unlikeable person I know greetings card

Thanks so much for your order and for these kind words. You ROCK! 😎 Damn Fine Greetings • Feb 25, 2026

Thanks so much for your order and for these kind words. You ROCK! 😎 Damn Fine Greetings • Feb 25, 2026

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