Funny Motion & Sound Card – "You Rock, Dad!" For the Dad who’s seen some things—mostly you. This absurdly loud, rocking 3D card moves, cackles, and rattles like his nerves after raising you. A brilliantly unhinged tribute to fatherhood. Card Message: Front – YOU ROCK Inside – [Motion-activated laughter, shaking & chaos ensue] Details: Rocks, shakes & cackles when opened (~30 secs, loops 2000+ times) Built-in motor, speaker & battery no setup needed Handmade with laser-cut detail & premium paper stock Large A5 size with coloured envelope & bold packaging FSC-certified, 100% recyclable From a small UK business proudly fuelling Dad's descent into madness Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or emotionally apologising for your existence. Warning: may cause laughter, eye twitches, or unexpected emotional processing.