My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity – Coaster Finally, a coaster that perfectly sums up your entire personality in one brutally honest sentence. Because let’s face it — some people bring out your inner smartass faster than others bring out the wine. This cork-backed beauty protects your table from drink rings and your sanity from idiots. A must-have accessory for anyone who’s ever had to bite their tongue in a meeting, a family gathering, or while reading Facebook comments. Gift it to that sarcastic legend in your life (or just keep it for yourself — you’ve earned it, you snarky fucker). 10cm x 10cm 3.17mm thick hardboard coaster Premium Gloss finish Cork Back