I've absolutely lost count of the number of snarky plant stakes I've sold since launching them in June of 2022 -- when I have shows I've learned to place my display of them at the very edge of my booth because a line tends to form with people standing around laughing at the various sayings. Now, a little more than a year later, I have twenty new sayings available! The average height of each stake averages 4" -- some more, some less -- and is cut on a smokey birch. When watering your plants, try not to pour water directly onto the stake as it is made of wood and can separate at the base over time with exposure to water. Should you prefer an acrylic option, I do have a different version of funny plant stakes on acrylic, as well.