Skip the boring wrapping paper and give your gift the sarcastic entrance it deserves. This black gift bag announces the obvious with a bold statement: “Here’s Some Shit You Probably Don’t Need.” Perfect for birthdays, holidays, white elephant exchanges, or anytime you want your gift to come with a side of laughter. Measuring 8" x 4.75" x 10.5", it’s the ideal size for wine, books, clothing, or random crap they’ll pretend to love. With sturdy handles and a sleek design, it delivers both function and attitude in one package. Because let’s face it—most gifts aren’t essential. But with this bag, at least they’ll get a good laugh before the re-gifting begins.