We've all had this thought at least once standing there with a red solo cup of punch at your friend's, relative's, or significant other's birthday. Usually followed by the saddening thought of how old you are getting. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It's also blank inside, so you can write your own personal message. Each card is printed in Colorado, USA, on a paper matte stock and comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Give the gift of laughter and love with Sleazy Greetings cards. - Perfect gift for friends, siblings, relatives, or significant other - Blank Inside - Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock. - Large 5 x 7 inch greeting card - Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish - UPC barcode on back of card - Packaged and sealed in reusable clear plastic sleeve - Includes 1 kraft brown envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper