Before caffeine, you're lifeless and filled with disdain. These socks are for the man who knows that until the sacred brown nectar reaches his soul, all conversations are a crime and all people are suspects. Soft, breathable, and infused with caffeine-fueled contempt, they're the perfect footnote to your pre-coffee rage. Whether it's Karen's 8am spreadsheet drama or Todd's unsolicited crypto advice — these socks have your back (and your feet) while your brain tries to reboot. Comfortable. Cranky. Caffeinated. Machine washable. Do not disturb before espresso. Warning: Side effects may include eye rolls, heavy sighs, and the urge to throw mugs. * OSFM - Men's shoe size 8-12 * Woven with a blend of combed cotton, nylon for strength and durability, and elastane for stretch. * Packed in a luxury box with ribbon pull tag