"Dogs Make Me Happy. You, Not So Much" Sticker It’s not personal. It’s just... facts. This sticker is for all the dog lovers who light up at the sight of a wagging tail but mysteriously vanish when small talk starts. Slap it on your water bottle, laptop, or car window and let the world know where your loyalty (and social energy) truly lies. 🐶 10/10 dogs agree—it’s accurate 🙃 May cause awkward silences (perfect) 🐾 Great for introverts, dog people, and anyone who prefers fur over feelings Stick it loud. Stick it proud. Stick it next to your dog's photo.