Part bar towel, part throwback, all attitude. This vintage-inspired tea towel pays tribute to the classic cocktail and your undeniable charm with bold text that reads “Call Me Old Fashioned,” a sketched cocktail glass (complete with ice, cherry, and just enough judgment), and a retro starburst pattern in amber, burgundy, and brown. Perfect for drying dishes, lining breadbaskets, or just hanging on your oven as a bit of retro kitchen decor, this towel adds a splash of mid-century sass to your space with no bartending skills required. Made from 100% soft, absorbent cotton and featuring a convenient hang loop on the back, it measures 19" x 25" and handles spills, crumbs, and emotional baggage from your last dinner party with equal grace. Gift it to your favorite old soul, cocktail snob, or self-proclaimed “vintage on purpose” friend. Or keep it for yourself. You deserve a little functional flair to go along with your flair for the dramatic.