Nut Free Types of fortunes: Over 100 different funny quotes, quips and jokes! Best applications: All occasion gifts Party favors Birthday, Get Well gifts Basket stuffers Balloon Weights Best Selling Season: Year round. These can be used for almost any occasion, as they're just plain fun! Customizing Ideas: Put a mug on top of pail, fill with a bag of coffee or candies, wrap with cello and tie with a bow. Tie balloons to the handle. Example Funny Fortunes Since it's the thought and not the gift that counts, think of this fortune as a $100 bill!. The only thing we enjoy more than our vacation... the boss's vacation. Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hard to deliver! Any man who says he can read a woman like a book is probably illiterate. If evolution really works, how come mothers still have only two hands? Ed Dussault To err is human, but it feels divine! Mae West