9x36" The History of Jack Schitt - Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout, Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt. The Black Schitt of the family. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt. Now you can proclaim you know the true story of jack Schitt!! Our pieces are made from solid knotty pine, so please allow for slight imperfections - as wood is imperfect by its nature - but only adds to the character of the product. It is intended to have a rustic, old look and feel. Expect knots, variance in color, and natural cracks - as well as small edge “dents” or chips. keywords: funny, pun humor