SKU: C10837BDG Birthday - Breathalyzer - NobleWorks Greeted Card INSIDE GREETING: "Hope your birthday doesn't suck! Happy Birthday" COVER - When you put it in my mouth, do you want me to look in your eyes? Ma'am, please just blow in the breathalyzer CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. USE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).