Already got a reputation? Why not double down? How to Be a Bigger Dick Than You Already Are is the funny book for men who’ve turned eye-rolling, queue-jumping and general obnoxiousness into a full-time hobby, and want to push it even further. This 128-page novelty book is packed with outrageous suggestions, totally avoidable behaviour, and laugh-out-loud lessons in how to be even worse. From taking credit for other people’s work to pushing a door clearly marked “pull,” it’s got everything you need to become the kind of person who somehow makes even small talk unbearable. Perfect for joke gifts, passive-aggressive stocking fillers, or your mate who already knows he’s insufferable. It’s rude, offensive, and impossible to read without snorting. Because being a bit of a dick is one thing… but why not go pro?