Born to Twerk, Forced to Excel This vinyl bumper sticker serves as both a battle cry and a resigned sigh. In the grand tradition of millennial existential crisis™, this sticker perfectly encapsulates that moment when you're mentally practicing your dance moves during a quarterly earnings presentation. Consider this your membership card to the exclusive club of weekend warriors who transform from fluorescent-lit Excel wizards to neon-bathed rhythm revolutionaries. This isn't just a sticker – it's a meticulously crafted statement piece about the duality of modern existence, rendered in sparkly pink that somehow manages to be both defiant and deeply, deeply aware of its own performative nature. Great for: * Corporate rebels who hide their festival glitter in their desk drawer. * Professional emailers who moonlight as dance floor deities. * Anyone who's ever submitted a PTO request with "spiritual enlightenment via bass drops" as the reason. Durable Longlasting Vinyl This kick-ass sticker is printed on durable 90 μm UV-resistant material and can weather the outdoors for several years. Details * Size: 28,70 x 7,90 cm / 11.30 x 3.11 inches * Material: Premium, weather-resistant vinyl * Design: Bold pink and white lettering on a black background * Perfect for: Cars, laptops, water bottles, or notebooks * Easy to apply and remove Shipping This sticker is produced in Germany and packed with care by us, no print on demand, no foreign manufacturing. Everything is done by us and we’re happy you’re supporting us with your purchase. We ship all over the world and securely wrap all products to ensure they arrive in a pristine state. Each shipment is tracked.